The Best Clerk Quotes

Bobby: You call The Firm?
Clerk: Yeah, men's room. Some trucker musta crapped a whole cow in there. Good luck.
Bobby: [turns to leave]
Clerk: I didn't want to give him the key, but I didn't trust my instincts.
Bobby: [turns to leave]
Clerk: I saw my father shot. I never cry until today.
Bobby: [turns to leave]
Clerk: I got robbed yesterday. And now I know: you have the bad job.
Bobby: Yeah...

Bobby: You called The Firm?
Clerk: Some truck driver must have crapped an entire cow in there, man. Good luck. I knew in my gut not to let him go, but I didn't trust my instincts. I saw my father shot, but I did not cry till today. I was robbed yesterday, and I know now, your job is the bad one.