The Best Damon Macready Quotes

Damon: So... have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy: Can I get a puppy?
Damon: [surprised] You wanna get a dog?
Mindy: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
[Damon is stunned]
Mindy: [laughs] I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
Damon: [relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!

Damon: Hit Girl, back to headquarters!

[Big Daddy shoots a man about to sneak up on Hit Girl and kill her]
Damon: Now Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?
Hit: To the wall, Daddy, I know. Um, it-it won't happen again. Nice shot, by the way.
Damon: Thank you.

Damon: [finding Marcus in his apartment, pointing a gun at him] How'd you find me, Marcus?
Sergeant: One of us is still a cop, remember?

Mindy: Daddy, I'm scared.
Damon: Come on, Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Mindy: Is it gonna hurt bad?
Damon: Oh, child. Only for a second, sugar.
Damon: [testing her] A handgun bullet travels at... more than?
Mindy: 700 miles an hour.
Damon: 700 miles an hour; so, at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
Mindy: [mumbles to herself] I hate getting punched in the chest.
Damon: [cocks gun] You're gonna be fine, baby doll!
[he aims and fires, hitting her squarely in the chest; she goes flying off her feet, landing on her back]
Damon: [walking up to her as she pulls the bullet out of her bullet-proof vest hidden underneath her jacket] How was that? Not so bad. Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock.
Mindy: [smiling] I wouldn't have been scared anyways!
Damon: That's my girl.
Damon: [helping her up] All right, up you get. Two more rounds and then home.
Mindy: Again?
Damon: Uh-huh.
Mindy: Look, only if we can go by the bowling alley on the way back.
Damon: The bowling alley?
Mindy: Yeah, and ice cream after.
Damon: [thinking about it for a second] Huh... okay. Two more rounds, no wincing... no whining... and you got yourself a deal, young lady.
Mindy: Yeah! I'm gonna get a hot fudge sundae!
Damon: Good call, baby doll!
[shoots her again]

Sergeant: You owe dhat girl a childhood.
Damon: I'll tell you who owes her a childhood -- FRANK D'AMICO!

Damon: Mindy? No more homework, Babydoll. It's time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye.

Damon: [studying security videos and blueprints of Frank D'Amico's building] We've gotta get OVER it, on TOP of it, and then INTO it! Right in the middle of it!
Mindy: [looks up from other computer screen] Daddy, I think I found one. It's perfect, and they can deliver it in three days.
[slightly deflated as she looks at the price]
Mindy: Ah, It's,,, three hundred thousand bucks.
Damon: [walks around the desk to examine her discovery on the the computer screen] Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?
[sees what's on the screen]
Damon: Oooohhhhhhhh, my gosh! That is COOL.
Mindy: [smiling] Yeah!
Damon: Add to shopping cart.
Mindy: Okay.