The Best Frank D'Amico Quotes

Huge: [barging into Frank's office where Frank almost shoots him] Whoa! It's only me, boss. Everything's under control.
[slowly creeps over to the bazooka while Frank and Chris stare at him]
Chris: Un... under control? You're grabbing a fucking bazooka, you dumbass!
Huge: [looks at Frank] Sir?
Frank: Do it.

[Chris hands his father a list]
Frank: What the hell is this?
Chris: It's-it's everything I need, and... you may have to screw someone over, like Louie or something.
Big: Louie? Whoa, hey, Chris, uh-uh.
Chris: Or... or somebody. It doesn't have to be Louie.
Big: [clicks fingers] Tony.
Chris: Tony.
Frank: Tony?
Chris: I hate Tony.
Big: Yeah, fuck Tony. He's a scumbag.
Chris: I-I swear, Dad, if you let me do this, it's gonna work.
Frank: [takes a moment then hands the paper back] Tony.

Frank: Playtime's over kid.
Hit: I *never* "play."

Chris: You better fire this asshole!
Frank: Ignore him, S.. A bazooka?
[the huge goon nods]
Frank: Okay.

Frank: [standing over Hit Girl] God, I wish I had a son like you. Time for a family reunion.

Frank: I gotta send a public service message to the people out there that being a superhero is bad for your health.

Frank: [in falsetto voice] Mommy, I want a Kick-Ass party!
[normal voice]
Frank: Dumb little fucks.