The Best Hit-Girl Quotes

Dave: How do I get a hold of you?
Hit: You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.

[Dave sees Hit Girl studying security cam footage]
Dave: Is this Frank D'Amico's place? All that security? Are you crazy?
Hit: My mom already died for nothing, so I'm sure as hell not gonna let my dad die for nothing too.
Dave: You can't do this on your own.
Hit: Exactly. You wanna deal with owing my dad? Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon.

Hit: So, you wanna play.

Big: Good job. I'm so proud of you, baby doll. Are you okay?
Hit: Mm-hm... but getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.
Big: That's because I used low velocity rounds, child... heh-heh.
Hit: You're the kindest daddy in the whole world.
Big: No, I just... I love you.
Hit: I love you, too, Daddy. I love you, too, Daddy. Sleep tight.

Hit: [after Hit Girl and Kick-Ass land on the roof of Mindy's building with the jet-pack] Thanks, Kick-Ass. My daddy... he would have been proud of both of us.
Dave: [removes his mask] Dave.
[extends his hand]
Dave: Dave Lizewski.
Hit: [smiles] I know that, dumbass.
[chuckles, then removes her own wig and mask]
Hit: Mindy... Mindy Macready.
[she extends her own hand and they shake as both a formal introduction and recognition of their new partnership]

Hit: Show's over, motherfuckers.
[shoots camera]

Hit: Aw, dude, that is one GAY looking taser.

Frank: Playtime's over kid.
Hit: I *never* "play."

[Big Daddy shoots a man about to sneak up on Hit Girl and kill her]
Damon: Now Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?
Hit: To the wall, Daddy, I know. Um, it-it won't happen again. Nice shot, by the way.
Damon: Thank you.

Dave: If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.
Hit: And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.