The Best Dean Quotes

[Michelle's iPad plays Bryan Ferry's "Slave to Love" at the pub]
Dean: Michelle, turn that shit off. It's doing my nut in.
[Michelle is about to turn off the iPad when Eggsy, now a full-fledged Kingsman agent, arrives]
Gary: I rather like that song. Leave it on, eh, Mum?
[Dean turns off the iPad]
Dean: Mugsy's back. You've finally come to have that word with me, have you, son? Or are you gonna run away again and pretend you're going to court, dressed like that?
Gary: Oh, you mean this? No. I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Savile Row. He's given me a job, Mum. Comes with a lot of perks, including a house. Come and live with me there, Mum. Come on.
[Michelle is about to stand up when Dean interrupts them]
Dean: Sit down, you! Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital, d'you hear?
Michelle: Just leave him alone, Dean! Eggsy, go, please. Just go, babe.
Gary: All right.
[Eggsy turns around toward the door]
Dean: That's it, do as Mummy says. Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours to knock up a nice chicken costume! It'll suit you, you mug!
[Eggsy stops at the front door]
Gary: As a good friend once said: Manners...
[Eggsy bolts the left door]
Gary: ... maketh...
[bolts the right door]
Gary: ... man.
[locks the latch]
Poodle: Dean...
Dean: Shut the fuck up. Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your fuck...
[Eggsy hooks a beer mug with his umbrella and flings it, knocking out Dean. He then approaches the rest of the gang]
Gary: So, are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?