The Best Feather McCarthy Quotes

Feather: Steven had this old iPod thing that you plug in and it picks up music from the air.
Grace: A transistor radio.

Pete: Feather, we wanted to ask you some questions about Dean Munsch.
Feather: She did it! Whatever it is, she was involved somehow. That woman is friggin' nuts!

Feather: He wasn't really attractive at all, but, I mean, he was the Beatles professor. So we started having sex. Not *all* the time. He was in his mid-50's, so he could really only get it up, like, once or twice a week.