The Best Hipster Quotes

Brunette: [Chloe is interviewing all of Lucifer's exes] He even did this thing with a Pan flute and a butternut squash...
Lucifer: I was improvising. I didn't have any zucchinis.
Hipster: ...He did this thing with my Tibetan singing pot and artisan honey.
Lucifer: It's a game I play called, "Do I make you horny, honey?"
Handsome: ...With some Vaseline and a car battery.
Dan: What?
Lucifer: That was a move I call, "Gentlemen, start your engines."