Top 30 Quotes From Kate Micucci

Lucy: You're acting all weird, and I'm pretty weird so I think I know what I'm talking about.

Huey: The foyer's the safe zone! The foyer's the- aah!
Webbigail: This is no foyer. This is a tomb.
Huey: [gets shot with a dart] Ow! My tailbone!
Scrooge: [chuckles] A tomb.

[the McDuck family and Glomgold are transported to a mystical realm while golfing]
Huey: [commentating] Welcome back to the Billionaires' Club Classic, where in a bizarre turn of events, the players have become trapped in some sort of mystical fairy realm. But they remain undeterred.
Launchpad: [commntating] For more, we go to two tiny horses.
Huey: What are you... Augh!
[Two kelpies walk up to the group]
Briar: Greetings! We're Briar and Bramble, the keepers of this realm.
Webbigail: Talking animals wearing clothes!
Dewey: Oh no, did we die? Are we in Webby heaven?

Louie: I am so, so sorry!
Mrs. Beakley: [annoyed] This will be good.
Louie: I thought I had a foolproof get-rich-quick plan, but it turns out I was the fool. Can you guys ever forgive me?
Mrs. Beakley: [sigh] Okay.
Webbigail: Oh, you know we can. We always do.
Dewey: You know it's fine, classic Louie!
Huey: Of course, bring it in.
[Everyone but Della forms a group hug around Louie]
Scrooge: I'm sure you learned... something.
Della: No. Not this time.
Louie: What? But I really am sorry! We hugged and everything!
Della: I watched your brothers blink out of existence because you wanted a shortcut to riches!
Louie: I said I was sorry!
Della: You took off in that contraption without thinking about the consequences, or the people you would hurt!
Louie: [annoyed] ... I wonder who I got that from.
[everyone gasps]
Launchpad: Oh...
Mrs. Beakley: See here, young man!
Della: Your little scheme to bypass the present almost cost us our future, this all stops now! You are grounded! No schemes, no treasures, and Louie Incorporated is *done*, understand?
Louie: [desperate] Look, let me clean up, okay? Uncle Scrooge? Mrs. B? Come on!
Della: To your room!

Dewey: Get in here, Rebel!
Louie: Nope. I'm not buying. This has to be a trick or a curse from Magica or a parallel universe or... or...
[Louie is unable to stop crying, while Della walks up to him with open arms before dropping to her knees]
Louie: [Wiping his tears and hugs Della] Mom!
Webbigail: [Della and her sons have a group hug] My heart!
[Clutches her chest as she cries]
Webbigail: It's too full!

Dewey: [after learning the truth about Della's disappearance; bitterly] Cool, so you're the reason our mom is gone!
Scrooge: [stammers] What? No! I... I...
[the Sunchaser starts to tip]
Launchpad: Um, guys?
Dewey: You built her a crazy dangerous super rocket!
Scrooge: Which she stole early!
Huey: Then you encouraged her to keep flying in a cosmic storm? You could have called her down! There were too many variables!
Mrs. Beakley: Now boys, you don't know...
Louie: And you're the richest duck in the world! Why didn't you send up more ships to look for her?
Scrooge: I spared no expense!
Dewey: [coldly] Yeah, right. Cheap old Scrooge probably bailed as soon as it put a dent in his money bin.
[the Sunchaser teeters some more]
Launchpad: Um, guys?
Webby: Take it easy, Dewey. He may have a point. Even if gifting an experimental rocket to a mother of three was clearly a terrible idea!
Scrooge: This is a family matter! You are not family!
[Webby stares at him, on the verge of tears]
Mrs. Beakley: [defensively] See here, McDuck. You will not speak to my granddaughter that way.
Scrooge: You will not speak to ME that way! None of you! After everything I do for you, you're all nothing but trouble!
Launchpad: Guys! This is your captain speaking, we are FALLING!
Dewey: WAIT WHAT?
[the Sunchaser falls as everyone screams. The fall isn't too high and the aeroplane survives]
Launchpad: Huh, that was weird.
[crashes into a canyon wall]
Launchpad: Phew, there we go!

Sadie: He let me be his Player Two, and we spent the whole night together!
Steven: Must have been one great video game.
Sadie: [nervously] ... Yeah, it was.

Raj: Excuse me, everybody! Can I have your attention please? We're all here tonight because we have no one to be with. But, this doesn't make us mutants. The only mutants here are in these comic books. We gotta to stop defining our self-worth by whether or not we're in a relationship. You know what I see when I look around? I see a room full of great people. So let's give ourselves a break! We are a community, and as long as we have each other, we're never truly alone.
[Crowd claps]
Lucy: That was cool, what you said.
Raj: You really think so?
Lucy: Yeah, I do.
Raj: Thank you. Would you like to, ah, get a cu, a cup of coffee?
Lucy: OK.
Raj: Later, losers!

Mrs. Beakley: Now let's toast to a fond farewell meal, topped with a dash of perspective.
Dewey: So this whole thing was to guilt us into going back to the mansion? Well it's not gonna work! Sorry, but it's too late. We're going to Cape Suzette with our real family, and that's that. Right, Uncle Donald?
Donald: No. Mrs. B's right. Uncle Scrooge needs us, and we need him. Our family has been apart too long. It's time for us to come together. Come here, boys.
[Huey and Louie rush to Donald's arms for a family hug]
Dewey: Wha-wha-wait! But the spear! And mom! And... and.
[Dewey crosses his arms and tries to hold back tears. Donald signal's to him it's okay, Dewey smiles and rushes into the family hug]
Launchpad: Family...
Webbigail: Trapped!

Webbigail: We're here! We did it!
Dewey: Yeah!... Wait, why did we do that?
Webbigail: Dewey, this is Ithaquack.
Dewey: I'm sorry?
Webbigail: Home of legendary Greek artifacts?
Dewey: Uh, Greek... what, what, what?
Webbigail: Like the Spear of Sele...
Dewey: ...Selene! I knew it! My mom's note to Scrooge said she took the Spear of Selene. If we can find the spear...
Webbigail: ...Maybe we'll find out what happened to her and uncover Scrooge and uncover Scrooge's greatest mystery! To the "naos!"
[Dewey looks puzzled]
Webbigail: That's Greek for "temple."
Dewey: Okay, stop assuming I know things. Like, baseline, assume I know nothing.

Huey: Umm, so, did you see last week's episode of "Ottoman Empire?"
D'jinn: The Ottoman Empire? You refer to those dread invaders that tried to destroy my ancestors for the Lamp? They failed! Miserably!
Webby: I like everything about you!

Webbigail: Huh?

Lucy: I'm Lucy and I broke up with Raj because I have severe social anxiety and he kept trying to force me into uncomfortable situations.
Howard: Like ths one?
Lucy: Yeah.
Raj: I did that. I can be insensitive to other people's boundaries. Howard, will you write that down?
Howard: Schmuck, got it.

Raj: I kind of have a hard time around people I don't know.
Raj: Really? Then what were you doing at the comic book store that night?
Lucy: I've been trying to force myself into situations that I'm not comfortable with. I saw the flyer in the store window, and I made myself go in. I don't even like comic books.
Raj: Yeah. Me neither.
Lucy: Then what were you doing there?
Raj: I lied, I love them. I only said that so you'd go out with me.
Lucy: You don't want to do that. I'm kind of broken.
Raj: That's great! I'm broken too.
Lucy: Oh, no, you're not.
Raj: Oh, I totally am! If it wasn't for this beer, I couldn't even talk to you right now. I'm a wreck. There are many things seriously wrong with me. And not quirks, either. Like, diagnosable, psychological problems.
[pauses]
Raj: Maybe brain damage.
Lucy: How do I know you're not just saying that?
Raj: Go out with me on one date, and I promise you you'll see.
Lucy: OK. Text me. Bye.
[starts to leave]
Raj: [yelling at her as she leaves] You won't regret it! I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met!
[to himself]
Raj: And that, boys and girls, is how it's done.

Webbigail: And look! There's a tiny Chimera on the hillside! It's so adorable I just want to slay it!

Registrar: You are aware that this is not Las Vegas.
Robin: Tell me about it. In Vegas casinos pump in oxygen. Here, most guests bring their own.

Dewey: Who's the Cyborg?
Huey: Is that?
Louie: No, it can't be.
Webbigail: Guys, I think that's your mom.
Scrooge: Huey, Dewey, Louie... meet Della Duck.
Dewey: Ya! I'M PART ROBOT, I KNEW IT!
[Runs into Della's arms]

Mrs. Beakley: Webby. Launchpad. A word? This is a parent trap, isn't it? You're trying to manufacture sentiment to force Scrooge and the boys to come together against their wills. I want in.
Webbigail: Really?
Mrs. Beakley: if this family won't come together, we'll have to do it for them. I assume you invited Scrooge?
Webbigail: Yeah, but he's running late.
Mrs. Beakley: Okay, I'll get the boys and Donald emotionally primed while we wait. I'm a former agent and a grandmother, I know how to weaponize guilt.

Mayor: Hello, everyone. Thanks for coming. Wow! This whole abduction business was a real close call, huh? Whoo. But look around you. Everyone is safe and accounted for.
Sadie: That's not true! What about my friend Lars?
Mayor: Who?
Sadie: What? Lars! Lars Barriga? Mr. and Mrs. Barriga's son? Did you even know he was still missing? Did you know he was still somewhere in space? What kind of mayor doesn't know when his own people are lost in space?
Mayor: The donut boy? Is that why the donut shop was closed this morning?
Sadie: Yeah, but...
Mayor: Do not worry. I will do everything in my power to hire a new donut boy.
[the crowd boos]
Steven: No!
Sadie: You've got to be kidding me.
[Lars' mother throws a tomato at Dewey's face]

Webby: [to Mrs. Beakley, about Scrooge] Isn't he even gonna say goodbye?
Mrs. Beakley: [to Scrooge, sternly] We're taking those vacation days. If that's alright with you... sir.
Scrooge: [also sternly] Fine.
[Webby sadly walks away]
Mrs. Beakley: Well, you've successfully pushed your family and everyone who cared about you away... again. I hope you're happy.

[first lines]
Raj: So, then I went to Cambridge, which was wonderful; not only because it's a good school, but because it totally looks like Hogwarts. That's where I fell in love with astronomy and now I'm an astrophysicist at Caltech, so I guess you could say, uh, Raj is my name and stars are my game. And rhyming is also my game. So, uh... two games. Uh, anyway, that's uh, that's enough about me; I want to hear everything about you.
Lucy: I have to go to the bathroom.
Raj: I go to the bathroom too. Sometimes more frequently than I care to admit. Oh, I've had it checked out; it's nothing.
[Lucy heads off]
Raj: This is going great! Can I have a refill on my chai tea? Ah, yes, I've a good feeling about this.
[Lucy sneaks out]
Raj: I should have bought condoms!

Shelley: [singing] Your knowledge of racial slurs is quite extensive, and saying certain words can be offensive, we weren't so equal many years ago, back then prejudice was status quo, people's brains were in their behind, and yours is stuck in 1949, HEY!

Marshall: I don't get it. Hundreds of people get married in Atlantic City all the time.
Registrar: Yes, but not to elope. They come for the white, sandy beaches, world-class amenities and Riviera-like ambience.
Lily: Are you kidding me? Have you been outside?
Ted: There is half a rotting orca whale not ten feet from our room.

Annie: So far I went on four dates.Two were bar dates, like, a drink, and then two were coffee dates.
Lucy: And how did they go?
Annie: The two bar dates... Oh, then I slept with them.
[Lucy laughs]
Annie: The two coffee - I know.
Lucy: [laughing] Oh!
Annie: That's the difference between coffee and... and a vodka.

[last lines]
Dewey: So, what should we do next?
Huey: I don't know. Webby? What do you wanna play?
Webbigail: Really? You mean it?
Louie: Any crazy thing you want.
Webbigail: Oh. How about a nice game of Medieval Dungeon of Eternal Screaming?
Dewey: I'm on Webby's team.

Donald: Webby, have you seen the photographer?
Webbigail: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Donald: [Confused] What?
Webbigail: No reason.
[just found the meat tenderizer]
Webbigail: Cute girl stuff.

Webby: Wait, are we friends now?
Huey: If we say yes, will you let us live?

Scrooge: Webby, we need to keep him busy while you boys track it down. Do you think you could come up with some phony quest or trials to occupy him--are you crying?
Webby: This is my moment...

Sadie: Maybe, I should phone up Lars, and tell him he can stay home, 'cause I found his replacement.
Steven: Really?
Sadie: Oh, no. That was a joke.

Dewey: [Scrooge effortlessly guesses all the charades of his team member Donald] Ohh, that's why he picked Donald.
Webbigail: You spend thirty years trying to guess what Donald is saying... you must get good at non-verbal communication.