The Best Sadie Miller Quotes

Mayor: Hello, everyone. Thanks for coming. Wow! This whole abduction business was a real close call, huh? Whoo. But look around you. Everyone is safe and accounted for.
Sadie: That's not true! What about my friend Lars?
Mayor: Who?
Sadie: What? Lars! Lars Barriga? Mr. and Mrs. Barriga's son? Did you even know he was still missing? Did you know he was still somewhere in space? What kind of mayor doesn't know when his own people are lost in space?
Mayor: The donut boy? Is that why the donut shop was closed this morning?
Sadie: Yeah, but...
Mayor: Do not worry. I will do everything in my power to hire a new donut boy.
[the crowd boos]
Steven: No!
Sadie: You've got to be kidding me.
[Lars' mother throws a tomato at Dewey's face]

[Stevonnie goes into the donut shop. Lars and Sadie have never seen this beautiful stranger before and blush at the sight of them]
Lars: H-how... can I help... me?
[Stevonnie flips their long, thick black hair and wrings it out]
Stevonnie: Two donuts, please.
[Lars gets out a bag of donuts without taking his eyes off of Stevonnie. Stevonnie gets out a bill]
Stevonnie: What do I owe you?
Lars: Uh...
Sadie: Oh, nothing. It's on the house.
Stevonnie: Really?
[Lars and Sadie nod]
Sadie: Mm-hmm.
Stevonnie: Okay.
[They take the bag of donuts and head for the door]
Stevonnie: But just so you know, that isn't a very sound business practice.
[as Stevonnie leaves, Lars and Sadie stare at them, open-mouthed]

Sadie: He let me be his Player Two, and we spent the whole night together!
Steven: Must have been one great video game.
Sadie: [nervously] ... Yeah, it was.

Sadie: Maybe, I should phone up Lars, and tell him he can stay home, 'cause I found his replacement.
Steven: Really?
Sadie: Oh, no. That was a joke.