The Best Madison Quotes

Madison: The good news is bad feelings can be harnessed into good actions. My son Ranger knows this. Right, Ranger?
[Ranger silently picks his nose]
Madison: Would anyone else like to try?
Lucifer: Yeah!
Madison: ...Would any of the *children* like to volunteer?
Lucifer: [Whispers] For a progressive school, it's rather ageist.