The Best Marilyn Quotes

Tom: Hey, you look great for being pregnant.
Marilyn: I'm not pregnant!

Marilyn: [Tom pulls up in his car] Late again, Tom.
Tom: Hey, Marilyn.
Marilyn: I thought you were moving.
Tom: Oh, it's all I could afford right now. You took everything in the divorce except my name.
Marilyn: No, actually, the judge granted me that yesterday. You're now officially known as "Horace P. MacTitties."