The Best Mouth Quotes

'Mouth': Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, from the stinks of Pickerington where the pirates always suck and the livestock is nervous. I'm Mouth McFadden and sitting with me at tonight's game is Haley James. Haley, how do you see tonight's match up?
Haley: I'd rather not be associated with your lunacy, Mouth.

Mouth: The basket counts, and it's 14-12, game point for Nathan. He could win it all, right here.
[Nathan comes forward and passes Lucas]
Mouth: Nathan for the win.
[Nathan is about to set the ball in the basket, but Lucas blocks him in the last moment]
Mouth: Holy crap, did you see that? Someday, men will write stories about that block. Children will be named after it. Argentinean women will weep for it.

Mouth: Big man, put them in there. There you go.

Brooke: Real thing beat the internet don't they?
Mouth: Internet sucks!