The Best Natalie Quotes

Natalie: Come on in, folks. After five months of Vibe-accinos to-go, welcome to the new Jitters.
[serving a customer]
Natalie: Here you go. And remember, folks, CC Jitters is here to stay, rain or...
Sterling: Hands in the air, you foam-loving fascists!
Natalie: Are you kidding me? We're already being robbed?

Sterling: You. Open the register. Give me everything inside.
Natalie: Dude, we just re-opened. There's barely anything in there.
Sterling: Really?
Natalie: Yeah.
Sterling: Oh. Well, I'm... gonna... start blowing stuff up, then.

Killer: [Cecile is using her powers to help Chester ask Natalie out] Are you sure you're reading her right?
Cecile: Yeah, of course. Um...
[clearing her throat]
Cecile: Hey, Chester, she's yearning for validation, so pay her a compliment. She's feeling very strong positive feelings about her shoes.
Chester P. Runk: Uh, man... I really like your shoes.
Natalie: [glancing at her dirty sneakers] These old things? Yuck. I lost my favorite kicks to a black hole.
Chester P. Runk: [awkwardly] That's, uh... that's rough.
Killer: You are totally missing the mark.
Cecile: You're... y-you are not helping!