The Best Old Man Quotes

Old: [lying in the next hospital bed] You do something to your hand?
Salvadore: No. I came here for a good night's sleep. The Waldorf was gettin' on my nerves.
Old: I bet it hurts.
Salvadore: Yeah, it hurts.
Old: You're still lucky, though.
Salvadore: My luck wins prizes.
Old: [coughing] No, I mean, I've got this awful congestion in my chest.
Salvadore: Are you gripin' about a cold?
Old: At your age, it might just be a cold. But at mine, it could easily turn into pneumonia. You know, young man, you could break both legs and an elbow, and you'd still be swimming inside of a month.
Salvadore: Yeah? Well, if you think this is so great, well, let's swap. You take my busted hand, and I'll take your lousy cold.
Old: [laughs and then begins to cough again] It's a deal.