The Best Peter Nicols Quotes

Peter: Help. Help me, please. I'm bleeding.
Buffy: Sorry. My office hours are 10:00 to 4:00.

Peter: Almighty Avilas, please accept our sacrifice. Please appear before us, oh mighty soldier of the dark. Please appear before us and grant us with infinite riches, and we will pay you with our sacrifice. We kneel before you with the gift of flesh.
[Buffy appears from hiding]
Buffy: Okay. That... is going on your permanent record.