The Best Sam Quotes

Sam: How is it that you're never scared?
Ellie: Who says that I'm not?
Sam: What are you scared of?
Ellie: Let's see... Scorpions are pretty creepy. Um... Being by myself. I'm scared of ending up alone.

Henry: [after Joel, Ellie, Henry and Sam escape the sewers] fresh air...
Sam: [sees "Warning: Infected inside, do not enter" written on the wall] Wha'?... look at this...
Ellie: Are you fucking kidding me? Thanks for the warning on the other side guys!

Sam: I've got a joke for you.
Ellie: Let's hear it.
Sam: Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
Ellie: I don't know, why?
Sam: Because then it would be a foot!
Ellie: Pfft... That's so dumb

Ellie: [after discussing Ellie's fears] What about you?
Sam: Those things out there. What if the people are still inside? What if they're trapped in there, without any control of their body? I'm scared of that happening to me.
Ellie: Okay, first of all, we're a team now, okay. We're gonna help each other out. And second, they might still look like people, but that person is not in there anymore.
Sam: Henry says that, "They've moved on," That they're with their families. Like in heaven. Do you think that's true?
Ellie: I go back and forth. I mean, I'd like to believe it.
Sam: But you don't.
Ellie: I guess not.
Sam: Yeah... me neither.