The Best Security Guard Quotes

Joe: Comin' to work. Joe Deertay.
KXLA: Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you.
Joe: You're wrong brother.
KXLA: I got a good name for this car, rusty.
Joe: Shit'll buff out.
KXLA: Don't bother, just drive this piece of crap off a cliff. Do us all a favor.
Joe: Does this look like a piece of crap to you? Like them spinnin' tires do you?
KXLA: You suck!
Joe: You do!