The Best Sgt. Hanlon Quotes

Sgt. Arthur Hanlon: Is Jack up there, George?
DS: No, he's nipped out to see Tara Holdsworth. Shouldn't be long. Anything important?
Sgt. Arthur Hanlon: Oh, Mullett's beating around for his crime report from last night and he hasn't signed it, that's all.
DS: Oh well. Here goes.
[Toolan forges Frost's signature]
Sgt. Arthur Hanlon: You're getting quite good. Should try banknotes.
DS: Ssh!

Sgt. Hanlon: Can't win 'em all.
D.I. Frost: Why not?