The Best Sheila Vestal Quotes

Bobby: I want out of this hell. Every day I come to work, and I tell stupid jokes with puppets. *Puppets*!
Sheila: Bobby. What are you saying? This is a dream gig.
Bobby: It's a nightmare! You know what the biggest joke is?
Lucifer: You?
Bobby: ...Me!

Sheila: Jokes don't make a comedian. Everyone has an itchy butt joke. It's all about what you do with it.
Lucifer: What you do with your itchy butt?
Sheila: With the joke!