The Best Short Stop Quotes

Tommy: [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it.
Abner: I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it.
Chico: You said you could only advance after you hit the ball!
Abner: Not when you're stealing.
Short: That's bullshit.
Abner: OK, Short Stop.

Tommy: [Playing baseball] Okay, that's two past ya. So you're done, right?
Abner: No, no, I said three times.
Short: No, you said two.
Abner: I said three! Three strikes and I'm out. I know what I said, shortstop. That's your new name, Short Stop, that's right. Now and forever, forever and ever, Short Stop, Short Stop, Short Stop.
[laughs]