The Best SS Colonel Deutsch Quotes

SS: I never worry about prisoners. I never take any.
Col. Klink: You don't?
SS: I like my enemy only one way - dead.

[Col. Deutsch throws a grenade towards the POWs standing in formation. All but Col. Hogan drop to the ground. The grenade is a dud. Col. Deutsch laughs]
Col. Robert E. Hogan: Oh, Colonel. You seem to have dropped something.
SS: My compliments, Colonel. That is one of the grenades we will be using in our war games. Oh, tell me something. How did you know it was a blank?
Col. Robert E. Hogan: Easy. For a live grenade, you would have been the first to run. You see, both you and I know you're not a member of a super race.
SS: After our war games, I shall teach you respect for the SS.
Col. Robert E. Hogan: I doubt it.

Col. Klink: Col. Deutch, I'm Col Klink. This is indeed a great honor.
SS: [dryly] I know.