The Best Susan Quotes

Robin: Why don't you shove it.
Susan: Don't you ever say that to me again.
Robin: Shove it. Shove it. Shove it.

Robin: Sis? Susan!
Susan: Robin! Reverend Scott!
[Everyone looks up and sees Susan clinging to the underside of a table]
Susan: [frightened] Can you help me?
Robin: How'd you get up there, sis?
Susan: That's a stupid question!