The Best Taylor Brown Quotes

Iris: Okay, get me up to speed.
Allegra: Well, Taylor is handling our new ad-free portal.
Iris: Oh, you two are okay these days?
Allegra: Oh, yeah. You missed the whole hostage situation with Sunshine and Dr. Light. Taylor, Vanya, and Aariz know I am a meta now and they are keeping my secret, so...
Taylor: [bumping into them] Ooh! Oh, I am so sorry. Iris, we missed you. But also, we've gotta do something about our filing system. I'm trying to fact-check my "High Life" piece and I can't find anything.
Allegra: I'll look into it.
Taylor: Thanks.
Allegra: And, boss, I have a feeling more than just our filing system is about to change.
Iris: What is that supposed to mean?
Allegra: I have a surprise for you. I wanted to tell you this in person, so while you and Barry had your weeklong staycation, I had a surprise meeting with one Ms. Cat Grant.
Iris: As in CatCo, Cat Grant?
Allegra: Yes. CatCo Worldwide Media wants to buy CCC Media and expand your global footprint under the umbrella of a major news conglomerate. She said it's a blank check. All you have to do is just say yes. Iris, this is your future empire, the one that Nora and Bart are always talking about. This is how it starts. Maybe this is where you win your first Pulitzer.

Allegra: So, our online numbers are up...
Iris: Up 8%. Yes, got it.
Allegra: So you do read my spreadsheets. Cool. Also, Taylor is handling our new...
Iris: New ad-free portal.
Allegra: Yeah, but she also...
Iris: Knows that you are a meta. Along with Aariz and Vanya. Allegra, we don't need to go over this again. Hey, watch out.
[stopping so they don't bump into Taylor]
Taylor: [dropping a folder] Ooh! Oh, Iris, you're back. Great, 'cause we've got to do something about...
Iris: About our new filing system. I am working on it. Come on.
Taylor: Thanks, boss.
Allegra: [following Iris to her office] What, are you psychic now?
Iris: No, I'm just having serious deja vu.
Allegra: I know how to get you out of that. I have a surprise for you.
Iris: Something about CatCo Media buying us?
Allegra: Did Kara tell you? She promised to let me do it.