The Best Billy Kostecki Quotes

Baby: [talking about Penny] So what's wrong? What's the matter with her?
Billy: She's knocked up, Baby.
Johnny: Billy!
Baby: [eyeing Johnny] What's he gonna do about it?
Johnny: [angrily] What's he gonna to do about it? Oh, it's *mine*, right? Right away you think it's *mine*.

Billy: [Watching Penny and Johnny dance] You'd think they were a couple, wouldn't ya?
Baby: Well, aren't they?
Billy: Naw, not since we were kids.