The Best Penny Johnson Quotes

Penny: Johnny, what are you doing?
Johnny: Don't worry about Max; I'll tell him your grandmother died, or somethin'.
Penny: How many times have you told me never to get mixed up with them?
Johnny: [pause] I know what I'm doing, Penny.
Penny: You listen to me; you've gotta stop it, now.

Penny: Go back to your playpen, Baby.

Penny: Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em.