The Best Boy in Police Station Quotes

[after hearing Jeannie describe her problems...]
Boy: There's someone you should talk to.
Jeannie: If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.
Boy: Oh, you know him?

Boy: Drugs?
Jeannie: Thank you, no. I'm straight.
Boy: I meant, are you in here for drugs?
Jeannie: Why are you here?
Boy: Drugs.