The Best Carter Quotes

Carter: You gotta love high school.

Carter: How do you feel?
Sam: I'll let you know when I can catch my breath.

Sam: Carter, what are you wearing?
Carter: What? This is my Snoop-dizzle look!

Rhonda: [to Carter] Call me girlfriend one more time.
Carter: Okay, sorry.

Carter: Have no fear! Zorro is here! And he's got the keys to his dad's Mercedes!

Sam: [Carter and Sam are driving back towards the diner and Carter drives slow with his Dad's Mercedes] Carter, you could have totally made that light.
Carter: Uh, FYI Sam, yellow means slow down, not speed up.
Sam: I need the Fast and the Furious, not Driving Miss Daisy.