The Best Christian Convery Quotes

Gus: [shouting down from ridge top] Big man! Big man! Take me!

Rusty: Sorry I called you weird.
Gus: It's okay. Sorry about all the dead people.
Rusty: It's cool.

Henry: Hey, Dee Dee. Do you think my dad has done cocaine?
Dee: Your dad has definitely done cocaine.

Gus: I don't want to be special. I want to be like everyone else.

Rusty: Do you know they used to send people to the moon? My dad said the used to make people go to outer space and stuff.
Gus: Have you ever been to the moon?
Rusty: No... I went to a mall one time.
[looking around]
Rusty: Do you poop pellets?
Gus: No.
Rusty: Are your ears soft? Or are they gross, like pig ears?
Gus: I forget I have them sometimes. Except where they're itchy.

Henry: That was so messed up. That little man was an expert on bears, but he didn't know that bear was the cocaine bear.

Henry: Don't worry. Bears can't climb trees.
Peter: Of course they can!