The Best Colonel Stieffer Quotes

Colonel: The SS has no friends.
Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir, I think you've got a good idea on that. After all, when you add up what you spend on dinner parties, luncheons, gifts, I mean, aha, who needs the expense of friendship when a little hatred doesn't cost you a cent?
General: [smiling dangerously] Shall we let Colonel Stieffer talk for a change?
Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir. Schultz! Not another word out of you until the colonel is finished.