30 Best Danny Pudi Quotes

Smurfette: [to Brainy] Is it safe?
Brainy: Of course, it's safe! I... I would get back here if I were you.

Louie: I am so, so sorry!
Mrs. Beakley: [annoyed] This will be good.
Louie: I thought I had a foolproof get-rich-quick plan, but it turns out I was the fool. Can you guys ever forgive me?
Mrs. Beakley: [sigh] Okay.
Webbigail: Oh, you know we can. We always do.
Dewey: You know it's fine, classic Louie!
Huey: Of course, bring it in.
[Everyone but Della forms a group hug around Louie]
Scrooge: I'm sure you learned... something.
Della: No. Not this time.
Louie: What? But I really am sorry! We hugged and everything!
Della: I watched your brothers blink out of existence because you wanted a shortcut to riches!
Louie: I said I was sorry!
Della: You took off in that contraption without thinking about the consequences, or the people you would hurt!
Louie: [annoyed] ... I wonder who I got that from.
[everyone gasps]
Launchpad: Oh...
Mrs. Beakley: See here, young man!
Della: Your little scheme to bypass the present almost cost us our future, this all stops now! You are grounded! No schemes, no treasures, and Louie Incorporated is *done*, understand?
Louie: [desperate] Look, let me clean up, okay? Uncle Scrooge? Mrs. B? Come on!
Della: To your room!

Huey: Run!
Dewey: I'm trying. Self esteem. Too low. Disapproval. My only weakness.

Webby: OH MY GOSH! The nephews! What are your blood types? What's Donald really like? Who's the evil triplet?
Huey,28776: Louie.
Louie: Heh.

Zack: You have all these folks convinced that you're some badass cutthroat. But all I see is a scared little boy. A pussy. Just like Papa always said.
[turns to leave]
Brad: Don't do this. Don't take it away from me.
Zack: Beg me. Beg me not to take it from you. Beg me not kill your game.
[pause]
Brad: [quietly, desperate] Please. Bhaiya. Please don't kill my game.
Zack: [smirks] We'll see. Happy birthday.
[walks away]
Brad: It's not my birthday.
Zack: I know.

Webby: Wait, are we friends now?
Huey: If we say yes, will you let us live?

Dewey: [trying to stop his brothers from opening Donald's supposed tomb] Wait, wait, wait! I mean, what if there's something or someone we don't wanna find? Louie, aren't you scared?
Louie: [shrugs] Reap beats fear every time.
[He and Huey open the door with some struggle and fall inside]
Huey: [surprised] Huh. It's empty.
[the triplets walk to the end of the room and find a bag with clothes sticking out]
Huey: Just a beat-up old bag.
[Dewey looks at the bag closely and sees a label that reads, "Property of D. Duck". He gasps in shock. The boys hear a mysterious howl and soon see a monstrous dog enter the catacombs]
Dewey: [scared] The demon dog of Castle McDuck!
[the triplets scream, shut the door, and back up to the edge of the room. The dog barks and scratches at the door ferociously]
Huey: We need a distraction!
[grabs the bag from Dewey's arms]
Dewey: [madly] Hey! Give it back!
Huey: [pulls out a scarf from the bag] Louie, hold the door open! I'll set the scarf on fire and throw it out as a decoy!
[He prepares to light the scarf with his torch, but Dewey yanks the scarf and bag away]
Dewey: [desperately] No! You can't!
Huey: [frustrated] What is wrong with you?
Louie: [also frustrated] Why are you being super weird? This is a bad time to be weird!
Dewey: [hesitates before answering] Because it belongs to Mom!
[Huey and Louie gasp in shock]

Brainy: We don't know how long we could be down here, so whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.
Clumsy: I just ate all my rations!
Hefty: What... Why would you do that?
Clumsy: I'm stress eating!

Donald: Did I put too much pressure on you about this photo shoot?
Huey: No, I'm stressed because the veil of reality is disintegrating!

Lena: That's cute, with the names and the color-coded outfits... is that your thing, you're all exactly the same?
Huey: Ha, no way! We're all unique snowflakes!
[beat]
Huey: Well, this usually never happens! This is really weird! Okay, stop talking!
[beat]
Huey: Antidisestablishmentarianism! Seriously? GAH!

Louie: OK, being grounded forever isn't so bad. I've got my phone, my phone is also a TV, which is nice.
[He turns the phone on only to find Della on the screen]
Della: [video screen] Hi, Louie! You're super grounded, so I blocked your phone signal and replaced all your videos with this lecture on ethics!
Louie: Way ahead of you!
[grabs Huey's Waddle pad]
Louie: Thank you, Huey.
Della: Nice try. The dictionary defines grounding as...
Louie: Oh, man.
[throws pad away]
Scrooge: Hurry up, kids! Adventure calls, and I've got a bet to win!
[Louie peeks through the window. Outside the manor, everyone is getting ready to go on an adventure]
Louie: Well, at least I can skip out on another insanely dangerous adventure- wait. Hobo bindles? Cans of beans? A CAREFREE ATTITUDE? They are NOT!
Huey: Uncle Scrooge, your bet with Glomgold is over in two days. You clearly have more money than he does. Doesn't this seem, I dunno, mean?
Scrooge: I didn't come this far by not hunting for treasure, so to guarantee my victory we are going after the Hobo King's Ruby Bindle.
Dewey: We're going where there's Cherry Pep springs and the conman sings?
Scrooge: Where the gold geyser spews cash just for youse!
Della: Where all of your laziest, schemiest dreams come true!
Louie: You're heading to Big Rock Candy Mountain? Oh, I am going.
Della: No, you are still grounded.
Louie: What? No, WHAT?
Scrooge: Err, come on kids, let's finish packing.
Louie: Big Rock Candy Mountain is the laziest quest of all time! It's my dream.
Della: Your last "dream" made you take treasure from the past, which almost destroyed time, space, and your family! Now, to your room! You can come out when you learn that no good ever came from cockamamie schemes.

Huey: Umm, so, did you see last week's episode of "Ottoman Empire?"
D'jinn: The Ottoman Empire? You refer to those dread invaders that tried to destroy my ancestors for the Lamp? They failed! Miserably!
Webby: I like everything about you!

Brainy: Hefty, bring me some firewood.
Hefty: A little "please" would be nice.
Brainy: Yes, it would, but I haven't got my politeness badge yet, so there you go.

Huey: Flintheart Glomgold!
Flintheart: How did you know it was me?
Louie: It's always you!
Flintheart: And it always will be! A HA HA HA HA!

Huey: I have numerous science based questions.

Donald: Huey, Dewey, Louie, meet Scrooge McDuck. Remember, no tricks, no lies, no trouble.
Huey: Yes, Uncle Donald.
Donald: I wasn't talking to you.
[glares at Scrooge]

Huey: You could slip out of those ropes the whole time?
Webbigail: Well, yeah. That's, like, "Being Captured 101".
Louie: So why didn't you?
Webbigail: Because I don't you to think I'm weird. I've been stuck in the mansion for so long, and I'm trying really hard to be normal. But everything I do is, you know, not.
Dewey: Normal's overrated.
Louie: We need you to be Webby-normal.
[Webby smiles at the boys, touched by their words, and then she helps them out of the ropes and puts on a pair of night vision goggles]
Webbigail: I'm gonna break every bone in her body... Or, maybe just tie her up. We'll see how it plays out.

Scrooge: [after being brought back from the parallel universe where "Catch as Cash Can" happened] A sea monster did *not* eat my ice cream.
Huey: What happened?
Louie: What does quackeroonie even mean?
Dewey: Why were our heads so round?

Huey: Could we have a pit stop? I'd use the bathroom, but it's occupied...
[a squid pops out of the toilet]
Scrooge: We're in the ocean, there are no pit stops!

Della: [Looking at Donald talk to a melon] Has the melon been a thing the whole time I've been gone?
Huey: No, that's new.

Donald: Go save your uncle, I'll keep these palookas at bay! Ducks don't back down!
Dewey: See! I told you it's a thing!
Huey: It's cooler when he does it.

Huey: [audience laugh] What is that sound?
Dewey: The sound of jaws hitting the floor when I reveal my new Dew do,
[takes off his hat, revealing a Mohawk hairstyle]
Dewey: Shabooey!
Donald: [audience laugh] What did you do to your hair?
Dewey: The same thing I did to yours.
[rubs Donald's wet head with his towel, producing a similar Mohawk]

Launchpad: I watch a lot of wrestling while I fly.
Huey: Wait, while?

Huey: What are all these people doing here? I thought this place was supposed to be uncharted territory.
[checks a cartoony tourist map]
Huey: And this map isn't accurate at all! Mountain goats aren't native to this region, and why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Is he looking at another, brighter sun?

[last lines]
Dewey: So, what should we do next?
Huey: I don't know. Webby? What do you wanna play?
Webbigail: Really? You mean it?
Louie: Any crazy thing you want.
Webbigail: Oh. How about a nice game of Medieval Dungeon of Eternal Screaming?
Dewey: I'm on Webby's team.

Webby: [over walkie talkie] Dewey, this is crazy! The mystery is not worth it!
Louie: [over walkie talkie] I... I get it but you can't give up the rest of us to find the one person we lost!
Launchpad: [over walkie talkie] Dewey, the Darkwing Duck video is still running! Do you want me to pause it until you get back?
Huey: [over walkie talkie] Gimme that! Dewey, our family is amazing! We're enough, let it go!

Huey: We're just a normal, boring family!
Webby: Normal? Boring? HAH! Donald Duck is one of the most daring adventurers of all time!

Clumsy: What does this thing do?
Brainy: I wouldn't touch it if I were you.
Clumsy: Oh, now all l want to do is touch it.

Huey: [singing] Funso's fun zone! Where fun is in the zone!

Huey: In all this time fixing the room, have you noticed it only has three walls?
Scrooge: Don't be daft, lad. Of course there's a fourth wall!
Huey: Ohhh, really? Have you actually looked at it?
[Their eyes widen, as they slowly look to where the fourth wall should be]