The Best Darlene Mason Quotes

Opie: Is that Darlene Mason?
Andy: Opie, you wanna run along?
Opie: What are you calling her about, Pa?
Andy: Excuse me, it's my son.
Darlene: Oh I see.
Andy: He came back to get some money and he wanted to know why I was calling you.
Darlene: Well so do I.
Andy: Well,
[to Opie]
Andy: you wanna run along?
Opie: Are you gonna make a date with her, Pa?
Andy: [Andy glares at Opie] Wanna run along?
Opie: See ya, Pa.
Darlene: Well, are ya, Pa?