The Best Ergo Quotes

Ergo: My name is no jest, beanpole. It's all very well to have a short name when you're twenty feet tall, but small people need large names to give them weight.
Rell the Cyclops: Your actions give you weight, my friend.

Ergo: He marches us towards a solid face of rock. The man has raisins in his braincase.

Ergo: There was a difference of opinion concerning a gooseberry pie. The man left it sitting on his windowsill. What did he expect?
Prince: Perhaps he expected to eat it.

Ergo: Rell, I'll ride with you.
Rell the Cyclops: I have to stay here, my friend.
[they shake hands]
Ergo: We had no time.

Ergo: You are his queen?
Princess: Yes.
Ergo: Then we've won.
Princess: Yes.
Ergo: Oh boy, I should have stuck to puppies.

Ergo: Where are my papers? Blast, I must really get organized one of these days.

Ergo: If I had my wish I'd be out of this gloomy place right away. If I really had my wish I'd be sitting on top of a gooseberry pie as big as a mountain. No, that's a bit greedy. I'll settle for one as big as a house.
Titch: I'd wish for a puppy.
Ergo: Only one puppy? If you're wishing why not wish for a hundred?
Titch: Only want one.
Ergo: Well that's a foolish wish. And you Rell, what would you wish for?
Rell the Cyclops: Ignorance.

Ergo: Got any sugarballs?
Titch: No.
Ergo: Gumdrops?
Titch: No.
Ergo: What kind of boy are you? Boys always have candy.

Ergo: Wait! Wait for me. I've just remembered, I have urgent business in this direction.
Prince: What business?
Ergo: Staying alive.

Prince: The forest is not safe. You best travel with us.
Ergo: Me travel with you? Do you know who I am?
Prince: No.
Ergo: I am Ergo the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!

[Colwyn and Ergo meet Torquil and his gang for the first time]
Ergo: Robbers.
Prince: They're men. We don't know yet whether they're robbers.
Ergo: Faces that ugly could only belong to robbers. Don't worry, I'll turn them all into pigs.

Ynyr: We three will go on. The rest will remain here.
Ergo: We four will go on. I'm not staying behind with these criminals.