The Best Erika Weidler Quotes

Erika: And besides, how bad can he be, this Klink?

Col. Klink: [Weidler gestures for Klink to sit next to her] Thank you.
Erika: I do not know myself. I have never done anything like this before. Everything I've ever been taught is wrong. Why does it feel so right?
Col. Klink: Perhaps, uh, it's the chemistry.
Erika: I won a fight against chemistry.
Col. Klink: One merely surrenders through the inevitable.
Erika: How frightening. There is just one thing that could spoil it all.
Col. Klink: Nothing can spoil it.
Erika: No, it is a personal thing, an eccentricity. I've tried, I cannot overcome it.
Col. Klink: What is it?
Erika: I must see you without your cap on.
Col. Klink: You wouldn't just care to look at my profile?
Erika: All my life, I've been emotionally crippled by this false, foolish idea of male beauty. Why am I unable to grow up? Take off your cap.
Col. Klink: And your idea concerns hair?
Erika: Yes, yes. I hate it. Why am I so foolish?
Col. Klink: [Klink takes off his cap] My dear, dear young woman.
[kisses Weidler]