The Best Fiore Quotes

DeBlanc: When will you be back?
Cassidy: Soon.
Fiore: Be specific.
Cassidy: Very soon.

Fiore: [getting punched in the genitals] My tenders...

DeBlanc: Oh, shit.
Jesse: Damn.
Fiore: Crap.

DeBlanc: It's called Genesis.
Jesse: "Genesis"? What is that?
Fiore: [whispering] DeBlanc...
DeBlanc: It began with Heaven and Hell. Two armies fighting, two sides hating for as long as we can remember.
Jesse: Heaven and Hell?
DeBlanc: That's right. The endless war. One day, thought to be impossible, but somehow, a soldier from one side and one from the other became drawn to each other.
Jesse: An angel and a demon fell in love?
Fiore: Traitors.
DeBlanc: Strictly forbidden, but they didn't care. Snuck off, met in secret, and conjoined.
Fiore: *Disgusting* traitors.
DeBlanc: And then, after a time, Genesis. A thing never meant to be...
[gestures]
DeBlanc: You know...
Fiore: ...came to be.
Jesse: So you're saying this Genesis is some sort of... angel demon... baby?
DeBlanc: If by "baby" you mean the most powerful entity ever known, the singular force that could shift the balance of power, and threaten all of creation, then yeah, it's a baby.

Fiore: [having seen an ad for the Big as Texas Burger on TV] One Big as Texas Burger, please.
Sundowner: Sorry, we a'int got a restaurant or room service here. There's a vending machine.
[cut to the next scene where Fiore is staring vacantly at the vending machine snacks, clearly disappointed]

Fiore: [hearing a knock at the door] Must be the towels.
Fiore: [looks through the peephole] It's not.
[gets shot through the eye from the peephole]

Travel: Occupation?
[Fiore and DeBlanc remain silent]
Travel: You're going to Hell. Someone may ask.
DeBlanc: Serial killer.
Fiore: Architect.