The Best Herr Starr Quotes

Saltonstall: What if I told you, that our organization feels exactly the same way you do?
Herr: Like a 10-inch dick, I'd need to see it to believe it.
Saltonstall: And maybe you shall. Tell me, are you Christian, Herr Starr?
Herr: Does it make a difference?
Saltonstall: This is just the first step in our organization's rigorous screening process. Only the most deserving and, yes, pious candidates are considered.
Herr: Then I am very much a Christian.