Top 20 Quotes From Ruth Negga

Tulip: When he gets sick of his stupid job, we're leaving town and we're gonna get someone.
Cassidy: Get who?
Tulip: This guy. He screwed us. Carlos. We lost everything 'cause of him. It took two years to track him down. Now I have. Now I've found him. All that's left to do is go over there and get him, tie him to a table, cut his freaking balls off, and - over and over - stab him in the face with a screwdriver...
Cassidy: And your boyfriend said "no" to this?

Tulip: Cass! You okay? Jesse said the cops got you.
Cassidy: Yeah, no, I'm fine. They just let me off with a warning and a couple of bullet holes.

Tulip: Can I ask a question that is not about the dog and the different rooms?
Jesse: She wants to know about the girl.
Preacher: Well, parishioners need help with their urges... drugs, sex, Twitter... they come to me.
Tulip: So someone comes to you for help and you put them in a cage?
Preacher: A covered cage. That's right. To curb their urges.
Tulip: Am I the only one here who thinks that's, like, psychotic?
Cassidy: No, I was wondering the exact same thing. Why not just lock her in a cellar? You could chain her to the bloody wall or something like that.

Tulip: [Jesse aims gun at man in car trunk] Stop, Jesse. You're gonna mess my car.
Jesse: No I'm not. Trash bag will collect the brains.
Tulip: Yeah, but there's - there's still gonna be splatter and the - the bullet's gonna crack my axle.
Jesse: No, no, no it won't, not if I aim here.

Tulip: Who's his favourite movie star?
Cassidy: What?
Tulip: His favourite movie star. Who does he think pretty much shits sunshine? Who would that be?
Cassidy: It's Ryan Philippe! It's Ryan Philippe.
Tulip: [leans forward] John Wayne.

Tulip: I'm going to kill a man in Albuquerque.

Cassidy: [talking agitatedly about a conspiracy theory involving baby foreskin] Skin grafts. Skin grafts. We know they are putting foreskin in skin grafts. It was on the Oprah Winfrey Show. And they are putting it into the face creams you all use, the girls.
Tulip: Hold up. They do not put foreskins in face creams.
Cassidy: Yes, they do. It helps bloody collagen or something like that.
Tulip: Cassidy, that is a lie. You'd feel those itty-bitty foreskins on you.
Cassidy: What you feel is smoother, younger-seeming skin. See? And that's how they hook you. Just gotta think about it.
Jesse: [looks at Tulip] You do have nice skin.
Tulip: Shut up.

Nikki: Is it true you shit yourself when you die?
Nathan: That only happened once. And I've got a bucket standing by, just in case.

Tulip: Why would anybody want to shoot at us?
Cassidy: Have you not been paying attention? Your boyfriend's got a bloody superpower. There's all kinds of folks gonna be coming out after that.
Tulip: Superpower? Please! No offense to our superhero and his superpower, but maybe we just showed up at the wrong place at the wrong time. We're in Texas, they pretty much grow dumbass crazy here.

Cassidy: Sure I bet I know a thing or two about him you don't.
Tulip: Like what?
Cassidy: Like, did you know he could make you do things just by telling you to?
Tulip: [scoffs] Not me.
Cassidy: You'd be surprised.

Nikki: You!
Nathan: Hi!
Nathan: Sorry about, ah, you know...
Nikki: Shittin' in my bed?
Nathan: Yeah. Wrong flat!

Tulip: So, what's the plan, Jesse?
Jesse: The plan is simple. Find God.
Cassidy: Oh, no offense, Padre, but I'm tired of the God talk now.
Jesse: I am too. That's why we're gonna go out and actually find God.
Cassidy: What? Like a... Like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex and drugs and shady characters dressed in bikinis?
Jesse: Yeah, I imagine there'll be a bit of that.
Cassidy: I'm in. Done.
Tulip: I'm sorry. We're just gonna, like, drive around shooting people, getting wasted and looking for God?
Cassidy: I am so in.
Tulip: And what are you gonna do when you find him?
Jesse: Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him. If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.
Tulip: Huh. All right, bitches. Let's go.

Tulip: So what's the plan, Jesse?
Jesse: The plan is simple: find God.
Cassidy: Oh, no offense, padre, but I'm right... I'm tired of the God talk now.
Jesse: I am, too. That's why we gonna go out and actually find God.
Cassidy: What? Like a... like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex and drugs, and shady characters dressed in bikinis?
[glances towards Tulip]
Jesse: Yeah, I imagine there'll be a bit of that.
Cassidy: I'm in. Done.
Tulip: I'm sorry. We're just gonna, like, drive around shooting people, getting wasted and looking for God?
Cassidy: [laughs] Oh, I'm so in.
Tulip: And what are you gonna do when you find him?
Jesse: Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him. If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.

Jesse: Tammy said "Walk to the Peak" was God's favorite.
Cassidy: [unenthusiastically] It is kinda catchy.
Tulip: Yeah, like cats screwing. At the airport. Under an ice cream truck.

Jesse: Ready?
Tulip: Do I look ready?
Jesse: Carlos, what about you? You ready?
Carlos: [nervously] I'm... I'm not. Not really.
Jesse: [smiles] Tough shit.

Tulip: Yeah, much better plan. Let's use some guy's hand to call down Heaven on a phone and let some beardy white guy decide.
Jesse: You don't know he's white.
Tulip: Well he better be or else he'll have even more explaining to do.
Jesse: So God's a racist too now as well? Is that what you're saying?

Nikki: If I had your power. I'd wait until I was coming and I'd rewind a couple of seconds and just hover in the moment.
[starts faking an orgasm, makes a rewind sound and starts faking again]
Curtis: You're too good at faking it. Most people would want to do something useful, like go back in time and kill Hitler or something.
Nikki: Right. But after after I'm done killing Hitler, I'm doing the thing with the orgasms.

Tulip: A woman needs to know how to be strong, stand on her own... a'course, boy or a girl, if you're lucky enough to fall in love you hafta be even stronger... fight like a lion to keep it alive... so that on the day your love is weak enough... or selfish enough... or friggin' stupid enough to run away, you have the strength to track him down and eat 'im alive.

Cassidy: All right, well, go on then. Ask me.
Tulip: Fangs?
Cassidy: No.
Tulip: Turn into a bat?
Cassidy: No.
Tulip: Sleep in a coffin?
Cassidy: Not if I can help it.
Tulip: Afraid of the cross?
Cassidy: It's a 2000 year old symbol of hypocrisy, slavery and oppression, but it won't burn my face off.
Tulip: Silver bullets?
Cassidy: That's a werewolf.
Tulip: Sunshine?
Cassidy: Oh yeah, no, that's legit.
Tulip: You die?
Cassidy: Well, the invention of sunscreen, that was a nice bonus. But I just, I've gotta be careful. I can't just go wandering out. I've gotta bundle up, sleeves, hat, shades, and that. Otherwise it's trouble.
Tulip: You kill people?
Cassidy: Not if they don't deserve it.
Tulip: But you drink blood?
Cassidy: Yeah, it helps me heal. But all things being equal, I'd rather have a single malt.

[last lines]
Lucy: Mr. Cassidy. Will we ever see you again?
Cassidy: Jaysis, I hope so.