The Best Rudy Wade Quotes

Rudy: It's not really a high-five moment, is it?

Simon: It's like a Zombie film!
Rudy: Never watched one mate. I'm more of an E.T. Man, me. I fuckin love the little cunt!

Rudy: What are you doing?
Kelly: Design a new propulsion system.
Rudy: Why?
Kelly: Because I'm a fucking rocket scientist!

Rudy: We just want you to know - eh, um... This isn't our fault. We're in the wrong place. Wrong time. A LOT. We're really not bad kids.

Rudy: What about them Nazis, hey?
Curtis: What about them?
Rudy: Very bossy.