The Best Helga Quotes

Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Col. Klink and Helga are listening to music being played by the POWs] You know, Helga, do you know that the whole of our beautiful national soul, our culture is expressed in "The Ride of the Valkyries?"
Helga: As a warrior, you must feel it deeply.
Col. Wilhelm Klink: I do. Perhaps, someday, as a fallen hero, I shall be carried off to Valhalla across the saddle of a beautiful German war maiden, such as you my dear Helga.
Helga: Are you volunteering for active duty Herr Kommandant?
Col. Wilhelm Klink: Be quiet and listen to the music!

Col. Wilhelm Klink: I am a man of many sides. You didn't know that behind that stern soldier, there is a... a world traveler, a dreamer, a lover!
[kisses Helga's hand]
Helga: You ARE a dreamer.

Major: I know that a man is keeping secrets when he avoids looking directly at me. Even Fräulein Helga noticed it.
Helga: That's right, sir. The sergeant's eyes kept moving away from you and looking over at me.