The Best Herb Quotes

- Today is polynesian day in the cafeteria.
- Wanna join me for some iau iau?
- Ask me again,
- I'll staple your face to the wall.
[Clears throat] Okay.
Herb: Ow!
- -[Typing stops] {935951

- -Now, you be firm this time, okay?
- -Yes, dear.
- Oh!
- -[Herb] You wanna…
- -[Dot] I just…
Herb: Sorry. Try not to… Excuse me.

- I've dropped turds bigger than herb.
- Someone needs fiber.
- Please show the handler to her new desk.
- I took a bulletin the head for this company.
- And we thank you for your service.
Herb: Home sweet home.

- Uh, wait.
- I hate to rain on your parade, but there's something I have to show you.
- Something big.
Lila: Ugh!
Herb: Wait, no.
- It's...
- It's this.