The Best Ken Hall Quotes

- -Now, you be firm this time, okay?
- -Yes, dear.
- Oh!
- -[Herb] You wanna…
- -[Dot] I just…
Herb: Sorry. Try not to… Excuse me.

- Today is polynesian day in the cafeteria.
- Wanna join me for some iau iau?
- Ask me again,
- I'll staple your face to the wall.
[Clears throat] Okay.
Herb: Ow!
- -[Typing stops] {935951

Jeffrey: You call this a Yule party? No fruit? No offerings to Vanir? No wassailing. And this... this has no business here
[Pulls a reindeer decoration off the wall]
Kenzi: Oh now we gettin' all up in each other's business?
Jeffrey: This mangy cur is not Eikpyrnir, the stag. It's Rudolph!
Kenzi: I knew it! Trick has got to hear this.

Jeffrey: This is the belly of Yule. This is where sour becomes sweet. And naughty becomes nice.
Bo: Uh, no this is where the succubus goes Bad Santa on your badly camouflaged ass. Because all this? This is just Bad Christmas!
Jeffrey: Blasphemer! The Valkyrie is mine by the ancient laws of Yule.
Bo: Oh, yeah? Well by the powers vested in me by merry old Saint Nick, I say she's coming with me.

Jeffrey: No respect for the old ways? We'll see about that.
Bo: Buddy, you are ten pounds of crazy in a two pound bag.

- I've dropped turds bigger than herb.
- Someone needs fiber.
- Please show the handler to her new desk.
- I took a bulletin the head for this company.
- And we thank you for your service.
Herb: Home sweet home.

- Uh, wait.
- I hate to rain on your parade, but there's something I have to show you.
- Something big.
Lila: Ugh!
Herb: Wait, no.
- It's...
- It's this.

Krampus: Allow me to apologize for the boy, he has a little bit of growing to do.
[Chuckles]
Krampus: "Growing"... nevermind. You can go.
[Poofs Tamsin away]
Krampus: And you.
[Poofs Bruce away]
Krampus: You too!
Jeffrey: I'm telling Mom!
[Gets poofed]