50 Best David Castañeda Quotes

Diego: So what's this guy want with Vanya?
Number: I don't know. How about we ask him after we kill him?

- I would rather chew off my own foot.
[Woman] Let's go, Kenny.
Diego: If I was going to date a man, you'd be the last man I would date.
Klaus: You'd be lucky to get me.
- How the hell did she find me?
- May I?
- Please.

Lila: Stanley?
- -You gotta be kidding me.
- -Where the hell were you?
- What? A kid doesn't have time to get a Slushee and a Slim Jim?
Diego: Oh shit.

Diego: [about Vanya] What is she doing here? You don't belong here. Not after what you did.
Allison: You're seriously gonna do this today? Way to dress for the occasion, by the way.
Diego: At least I'm wearing black.

Diego: Now, let's talk offense, all right. What's our Sparrow plan of attack? I got the rest of the afternoon.
Luther: Relax. Vanya and Allison handled it.
Diego: It's Viktor.
Luther: What?
Diego: Vanya's Viktor now.
Luther: What else did I miss while I was kidnapped?

Klaus: What happened here?
Diego: You look like shit.
Klaus: Why, thank you.
- Hey, where you going?
- Nope.
- What?
- I'm not giving you a ride.
- Oh, come on, man.
- You know I can't drive.
- I don't c...
- Okay, great. I'll just get my things.
- Two minutes.

- Get off me!
- We don't have time for this.
Diego: Come here, big boy!
- And there goes Ben's statue.
- Diego, no!

- No, that's not what I...
- Vanya, wait.
- Let her go.
Diego: It's for the best.

- -We need to get out of here.
- -Not without Stan.
- -[Diego screams]
- -[Lila] Go!
- -[bell dings]
- -[Lila] Go, go, go!
Diego: Go! Go!
- -[Diego grunts]
- -Go! Come on!
- -[Diego] Whoa, whoa!
- -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

- Okay.
Pogo: Like I said, master Luther, number five hasn't lived in this room since he was a boy.
- Yeah, I know, but we need to warn him.
- He doesn't even know we were attacked.
- He doesn't know they're looking for him, he doesn't know...
Diego: What are you doing here?

- We were all thinking it.
Allison: Oh, so you're thinking, Diego?
- That's a first.
- Screw you!
- Hey!
- Dad was right. We should've done more.
- This didn't have to happen.
Allison: Excuse me?
Diego: I couldn't do it all by myself.
- You're supposed to be number one...

Luther: Mm.
- Did-Yeah, okay, this is my lamb.
- -That's your lamb.
- -[bell dings]
Diego: I don't think he actually hates it.
- We should do that later.
- Oh.

- No, I don't.
Diego: So that's three?
- Wait.
- To two.
Allison: Vote's not final yet.
- What?
- Five's not here.
- The whole family has to vote.
- We owe each other that.
- Right.
- No, we should wait.

Diego: Five, I think I'm gonna puke.
- No time!
[Five] What now?
- We blink into the house, man!
[Softly] Okay.
- What?
- Shit, I'm out of fuel. I'm too tired.
- Go! I'll... I'll coverfor you.
- Diego, what are you...
Diego: Go!

Diego: Go, go!
Lila: Who are those guys?
Diego: No idea. what the hell are you stopping for?
- We need a distraction.
- Follow me.
- -♪ come on home ♪
- -[People screaming]
- -♪ you're hearing what I say ♪
- -♪ that you're comin' home ♪

Diego: A little hard to trust anyone who wears corduroy.

Diego: I can save you some time. They're all locked. No force entry, no sign of struggle. Nothing out the ordinary.
[comes further into the room]
Diego: Whoa, you got big, Luther! What's the secret, huh? Protein shakes? Low carbs?

[grumbles] Who did it?
- -Maybe we should go.
- -Right behind you, honey.
Diego: Come on, come on!
- -[Lila] Diego, wait.
- -Screw this.

- This one.
- Hey.
- What? You don't like the color?
[Loudly] Stop being a Princess and get in!
Diego: Shh!
- You know the other window was open, right?

Diego: Wait up.
Allison: Hold it.
Klaus: Hey, everyone.
Luther: Excuse me.
- Good. We're all here.
- ♪ this is what you want this is what you get ♪ [lyrics echoing]

- Shit.
- Oh, shit.
- We've been compromised.
- Regroup at the backup location.
- Yes, boss.
Diego: Five...

[Five] Your girlfriend, patch...
- What did you like about her?
Diego: She believed in people.
- She always saw the good inside.
- I'm sure she'll be proud to know that you're killing Hazel and cha-cha as a way to honor her memory.

- He didn't even give you a room to sleep in.
- But I've got such beautiful views here.
Diego: Mom, those are just paintings.
- Of course they are. [Sighs]
- What a wonderful world she lives in.
- Sometimes I wonder if she's lonely.

- We can go in there.
- Get a drink, see if they start something.
Diego: And we make damn sure we finish it.
- Or, we could just drive home.
- You know.
- I could really use another drink.

Lila: Jesus.
- Stan?
- Stanley?
- Ugh, rank. [hisses]
Diego: Found something.
- What?

- I don't know, but at least we know who owns the shoe.
- You're welcome.
- I was doing fine.
- Oh, yeah, you really had them...
Diego: Ever hear of a rope-a-dope?
Luther: Get out of here now! Go!
Diego: Luther, go!
Hazel: I lost my gun.
Cha: I'm going after them.

Vanya: Wait, how did you get back?
Number: In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time.
Diego: That makes no sense.
Number: Well, it would if you were smarter.

- You okay? You okay?
- I'm sorry. I had to do the thing because I... yeah.
- Shh. [Panting]
- Okay.
Diego: Allison, help!
- Luther!
- Oh, shit. Come on.

- "Your brother says hi."
- My brother. Been missing since yesterday.
- I need to find him.
- Son of a bitch.
Luther: Let's split up.
Diego: Wow. Good thinking.

- Look at this.
- That's right. Her concert is tonight.
- Hello.
- I hate to intrude, but my manager says if you're not gonna bowl, you gotta leave.
Diego: Whose turn is it?
- Oh, for...

- Mom!
- Where is she?
Klaus: Mom!
Diego: Mom!

- You're really just going for it.
- Yeah.
- Um, no, I'll actually take that.
- And we're just gonna start with the basics.
[Man] What's up? Hey, Diego.
Diego: Yo. What up, Nigel?
[Woman] What's up, Diego?
Diego: Doing good, huh?
[Man] Si

- But I'd think you'd wanna pop every pill on the planet.
- Oh, the thought did cross my mind, believe me, but...
- There's something I need to do, and the whole pesky thing doesn't seem to work unless I'm sober.
- Is this is about conjuring the one you lost?
Diego: What was her name?

- Guess dad wasn't much for home decor.
- Feels more like a front.
- A front for what?
[Five] I don't know.
Diego: Well, I'll take the left.
- Yell if you, uh... get in trouble.

- You're seriously gonna do this today?
Allison: Way to dress for the occasion, by the way.
Diego: At least I'm wearing black.
- You know what? I... maybe he's right.
- And I shouldn't...
Allison: Forget about him.
- I'm glad you're here.

Diego: Where d'ya go?
Number: The future. It's shit, by the way.
Klaus: Called it!

Diego: Move! Go, go, go, go, go, move!
- Oh, shit!

Diego: What the hell was that?
[Five] That was a Kugel wave.
- -[Five] Oh, it's getting worse.
- -[Luther] How long do we have?
- At this rate of escalation, if you factor in--
- How long, Five?
- Four, maybe five days before the rest of existence is blitzed.

Diego: Bingo, the infinite switchboard.
- All right. [Pops knuckles]
- How hard can this be?

- Yeah, then trust me. I need my brand.
Alphonso: Jayme, get me munchies.
- -Oh, I found it--
- -[shushes]
- -Go wait outside.
- -[Stan] Why?
Diego: I'm about to kick this fool's ass.
- -Don't worry. I got your back.
- -Go.

- Mom! Get out of there now!
- Mom, get out of there! Mom!
- I'm coming after you!
- No, Diego!
- No!
Klaus: Diego!
Diego: Please! Mom!
Klaus: Get back!
Diego: Mom!

- Look, this is for your own good, Diego.
- No! Five!
- Listen, my brother is a very sick man.
- No, five!
- I only pray that he gets the help he so desperately needs.
Diego: No, please! Not the needle! No!
- No! No!
- Be back for you later, okay? Just...
- Well, nighty night.

Grace: The day of vengeance was in my heart…
Diego: What are you talking about?
- …and my year of redemption hath come.
- -[fire roars]
- -[Diego] Shit!
- The day of vengeance was in my heart, and my year of redemption hath come.

- Well, don't worry.
- He'll sober up eventually.
- Be back to his normal, unpleasant self.
Diego: Yeah, I can't wait that long.
- I need to find out what his connection is with these lunatics before someone else dies.
- All that stuff he was saying before...
- What do you think he meant by that?

- -♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪
- -[Diego grunts, shouts]
- -♪ you were made for lovin' me ♪
- -[Horn honks]
Diego: Dad.
- -♪ and I can't get enough of you... ♪
- -[Chaotic chatter]

- Did you find him?
Diego: I can't… I can't get out.
- The doors won't let me.
- Yeah, I am never eating here again.
- You have the attention span of a fruit fly.
- -Where are you going?
- -To get help finding Stan.
Lila: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! No!

Diego: Klaus!
- I'm not gonna make it!
- It's up to you, buddy!
- You gotta save the world!
- No, Diego, that's a terrible idea!

- It's gonna be hard after I break yourjaw.
Diego: Lila?
- You're not the only one who wants out, wolf man!
- Watch my shoulder. [Grunts]
[Whispers] How'd you get out?
- -♪ I'm comin' home, baby, now♪
- -♪ do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

Diego: You're luckier than most. When you lose someone, at least you can see them whenever you want.

- All questions will be answered at the end of the film.
Diego: How long is this?
- Sit your ass down.
[Woman over pa] A better tomorrow comes from an orderly today.
- I really need this to work, so...
- Don't screw it up.
- Okay, bye.