Top 50 Quotes From Luther Hargreeves

Luther: We're different than everyone else. We're special. And, good or bad, that means we don't get to live normal lives, here or anywhere.

- What? We're still on?
- I'll be right there.
Raymond: Listen, I have got to run.
- Do you want to leave a message for Allison?
Luther: Would you just tell her that I need to talk to her?
- Sure.

Luther: Put the gun down.
- You're not killing anyone today.
- I know she's important to you, so don't make me do this.
Luther: It's either her or the gun.
- You decide.
- Phew.[Panting]
- I can keep doin' this all day.

[Whispers] Shit. Shit.
Luther: Whoa!
- Whoa!
Klaus: Catch me! Catch me! Catch me!
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Whispers] Oh, thank god.

Luther: No. He must have known something was going to happen. Look, I know you don't like to do it, but I need you to talk to Dad.
Klaus: I can't just call Dad in the afterlife and be like, "Dad, could you just stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?"

Allison: And we have to live with the consequences...
- Before we find the right way home.
[Five] Everyone ready?
Luther: Let's do it, yeah.
[Five] Okay.
Luther: All right.
- All right.
- Wait!

- Are those explosions coming f...
Pogo: Vanya.
- We need to get to safety outside the academy.
- Don't forget mom!
- Yeah...
Luther: Pogo.
- Now!

- You know these guys?
- Yeah, I do.
- And?
- Well... we're screwed.
- Guys, it's cha-cha!
- It's cha-cha, she...
Luther: Klaus! Get down!
Luther: Get down!

- -Seriously?
- -[Allison] Move, move, move, move!
- The briefcase!
- -What?
- -No time!
- -[Luther] I hate that he can do that!
- -[Allison] Go! Shut it!
Luther: Quick! Get in!
- Oh shit.

- Come on, give me a name.
Luther: Thank you, Jack.
Jack: "Hargreeves."
- What is she, your ex?
- S... sorta.
- Y-Yeah. Sure.

- -♪ oh, babe ♪ -[Diego] Blood.
Luther: Shit.
- Elliott?
- -♪ afterl count down three rounds ♪
- -[Luther] Diego?

Luther: Look, you want to go save the world? Knock yourself out. All right? I already got a job.
Number: Wait, you work in this shithole?
Luther: Yeah. Well, my boss owns the place. I'm his body man.
Number: What's that? Like a masseuse or something?

[Boy 1] Yeah!
[Boy 2] Yeah! King Kong!
Luther: Allison?
- My bad.
- Dipshit.
- All right.
- Carry on.

- Klaus, shockingly, has a point.
- What gives us a win this time?
Allison: Je... Jesus!
- You guys, am I still high, or do you see him, too?
- Five, where have you been?
- Are you all right?
Luther: Who did this?
[Five] Irrelevant.

- or everything will blow.
- Don't shake the bees. Got it.
- Lila, when you're ready, do exactly like Viktor.
Luther: Hey, what's she doing?
- Using its own gravity to condense it.
- That's pretty cool, huh?

- Hey, no more numbers.
- No more bullshit. We're team zero.
- We're all team zero.
Luther: Uh, Diego.
- You don't have the conch.
- Classic.

Luther: You got this. Come on, let's go.
- To go on a mission, Vanya, you have to have a power.
- Vanya! What do you want?
- Just get out!

- Oh!
Luther: All right!
- I don't know about you guys, but I need a drink.
Luther: Yes.
- In fact, I need several.
- I'm in. I'm in.
- I should go find Claire.
- Oh, come on, one drink.

Luther: Come on, buddy, let's go.
Carl: Get your hands off me.
- Get him out of here, now.
- Get off me. Get off me!
- Get your big arms off me.
- Dad should've left him on the moon.

- All the correspondence
- I sent down from the moon?
- I, uh... I'm not sure.
- Your father was a very private person...
Luther: Stop it, pogo!
- You know everything our dad did.
- What?
- Clever old man.

Luther: This is it. He's still here.
- This is five's Van.
- Go. Go.
- I'm one.

Luther: Do you ever remember a single time that dad wasn't wearing his monocle?
- Yoo-hoo, Diego!
- I hate to rush you through any kind of brooding moment you might be having, but come on, man, we're starving!

- Temporarily.
- Congratulations.
- For what?
- I think that's the first time you've ever stood up to dad.
Luther: Hmm.
- Are you okay?
- So much for having my back in there.
- Team zero, my ass.

- What about Ben?
- Great, yeah, he's in.
- Okay, great. Luther, grab Vanya.
Luther: Wait, should we be taking her?
- I mean, if she's the cause of the apocalypse.
- Isn't that like taking the bomb with us?
- The apocalypse will always happen and Vanya will always be the cause, unless we take her with us and fix her.

Luther: Did you see Diego?
Allison: With his stupid outfit?
Luther: Oh, I know. Do you think he wears that thing in the bathroom?
Allison: Like in the shower?
Luther: Yeah.
Allison: Yes, absolutely.
[laughs]

- Go!
- -Now, Chris.
- -[piercing feedback whining]
Luther: What the hell?
- I heard… I heard a rumor… [groans]
- That you're about to die?
- Kill 'em.

Vanya: Luther!
- Come back.
Klaus: Where you going?
Luther: Save it, Diego.
- No one leaves until we figure this out.
- Jeez_.
- When did the monkey learn how to fight dirty?
- Son of a bitch.

Number: What is wrong with you? I just told you the world's going to end in ten days.
Luther: Yeah, well, you're always saying that.
Number: And so far I've been right!

- I just, I needed something to hold onto, and ray gave me that.
Luther: Hey.
- No one gets to tell us how to deal with the end of the world.
- Right?
- Not even each other.

Luther: I've just never had my ass handed to me like that before. It's like
[holds hand up]
Luther: ... here you go; it's your ass.

- That's what it was?
- I couldn't cut it?
- So he sent me away?
- No, no, that's not...
Luther: Pogo...
[Crying softly] Please leave me alone.
- Master...
- Now, please! [Yelling] Get out!

Luther: Mm.
- Did-Yeah, okay, this is my lamb.
- -That's your lamb.
- -[bell dings]
Diego: I don't think he actually hates it.
- We should do that later.
- Oh.

- -[Luther] Morning!
- -♪ And I ride, and I ride ♪
- -[cawing]
- -♪ I see the stars come out of the sky ♪
- -[rapid grunts]
- -♪ You know it looks so good tonight ♪
Luther: Huh.

Luther: All right.
- Allison?
- Stage left. Stage right.
- You guys take the front.
- I'm sorry. There's no time, Allison.
- If she finishes this concert, the world goes up in flames.

- "Your brother says hi."
- My brother. Been missing since yesterday.
- I need to find him.
- Son of a bitch.
Luther: Let's split up.
Diego: Wow. Good thinking.

Luther: Is she alive?
[Whispers] Yeah.
- She is? Yeah?
- Oh, thank god.
Luther: We did it. We saved the world.

Diego: Now, let's talk offense, all right. What's our Sparrow plan of attack? I got the rest of the afternoon.
Luther: Relax. Vanya and Allison handled it.
Diego: It's Viktor.
Luther: What?
Diego: Vanya's Viktor now.
Luther: What else did I miss while I was kidnapped?

- I don't know, but at least we know who owns the shoe.
- You're welcome.
- I was doing fine.
- Oh, yeah, you really had them...
Diego: Ever hear of a rope-a-dope?
Luther: Get out of here now! Go!
Diego: Luther, go!
Hazel: I lost my gun.
Cha: I'm going after them.

[Thumps counter] It's not fair.
Luther: I know.
- But we have to risk everything to save everything.
- I mean, that's our best trait as a family, right?
- What? Recklessness? [Sighs softly]
- Hope.

[Man] Number four, order's up.
- -♪ ...Hurt♪
- -[Man] Number four.
- -♪ you're all, all alone... ♪
- -[Indistinct conversation]
Luther: Can I get one more beer?
[Server] You got it.
- Allison.
- Oh, shit.

Luther: What are you...
Allison: What is that gonna do?
- I don't know.
- Do you have a better idea?
Luther: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Everyone get behind me.
- Yeah, get behind us.
Klaus: I vote for running! Come on!

- I don't need another.
- But the team might.
- Grace!
Luther: Mom?
- -Are you all right?
- -Of course. Why do you ask?
- Open it.

[Voice trembling] Hello?
Luther: Vanya.
- Is Allison...
- She survived.
- Thank god.

- in this hostage situation at the capital west bank do we really have to do this?
Luther: Come on, Ben.
- There's more guys in the vault.
[Sighs] I didn't sign up for this.
Jim: Now we see the hostages.
- They... they're free.
- They're scared, clearly, but they do seem to be unharmed.

- To finish the feast. [Giggles]
Allison: Oh, god! Oh!
- Shoot. Hang on...
Allison: Oh, oh, oh... okay...
Luther: I... just...
- Yeah. Oh... oh.
[Laughs] Just gotta get in there.
[Laughing] Easy, easy!

- -[Luther] Condom? Put the knife away!
- -[Klaus] Can't exchange those for cash.
- Why do I have a hairnet?
Luther: Oh.
[sighs] All right.
- Ooh.
- What does this get us?

Luther: Bah, bah, bah!
- My day!
- Two hours.
- Do you think you can manage that?
- Yeah, fine.
- -Thank you.
- -[bell dings]
Lila: Wow.

Luther: Shit!
- Hey, Mom, Mom, Mom!
- It's Diego. Don't make us hurt you.
- -The day of vengeance was in my heart…
- -Whoa!
Grace: …and my year of redemption hath come!
- Lila, I need you.

Diego: Wait up.
Allison: Hold it.
Klaus: Hey, everyone.
Luther: Excuse me.
- Good. We're all here.
- ♪ this is what you want this is what you get ♪ [lyrics echoing]

- You're using her as a distraction, aren't you?
- Our best chance to incapacitate Vanya.
- Oh.
- She'll thank us later.
Klaus: So, what's the plan?
Luther: Uh, you wait out front.
- What?
- Yeah, you're the lookout.
- The lookout?