The Best Johnny Sabatino Quotes

Johnny: What's the deal with the other one?
Lieutenant: Mary Poppins says she works for SRR.
Johnny: A little out of her zip code. Talk to our guys across the pond, see if she's worth anything.
[to one of his other thugs]
Johnny: Take her in the back. And let's, um, put the word out to the families we're auctioning off Batwoman to the highest bidder. Winner gets to cure Gotham of its bat problem.

Johnny: How'd you know Batwoman would be coming for the journal?
Tommy: Well, I have friends in low places.
Johnny: Yeah, that I knew. The Bat's been a thorn in my bottom line for too long. Can't wait to clip her wings.
Tommy: Oh. Well, you enjoy that, buddy. Where's the journal?
Johnny: Yeah. See, here's the thing. If that book was so important that the Batbaby wanted it, I'm thinking that you undersold me on its value, so I'm gonna hang onto it.
Tommy: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, don't be a dick.
Johnny: Tommy, your accounts are frozen, you're on ice. Can you blame me for giving you the cold shoulder? Take care of yourself, buddy.