The Best Kevin 'Simmo' Fitzsimons Quotes

[Simmo is about to confront Ben for accusing Heather of trying to act like his mother]
Kevin: Now, we both know how I felt about your mum when I was younger.
Ben: [his face screwed up] What?
Kevin: We both know how hot she was. Still is, and anyone I met would be proud to be compared to Sandy Chigwell. Yeah? Not so much Heath, mate.
Ben: [in an agonizing tone] Oh, what did they tell ya?
Kevin: Well, it was just coming from Ains, and that's pretty much all she said.
Ben: Oh, I didn't mean she was like my actual Mom, I just meant that... ah, fuckin' 'ell!
Kevin: [quietly] I know.
Ben: It wasn't even about her. I was pissed and I was starkin' up about everything. Most of it was really about Joe.
Kevin: Well, tell her that, mate.
Ben: Yeah?
Kevin: Go in hard with an apology, and maybe stress that she's nothin' like your Mom. Tell her... she's so useful, like... J-Lo.
Ben: No, J-Lo's nothing like her, mate.
Kevin: Tell her she, she, she'd still fit into Mayer's clothes.
[Ben has a confused look]
Kevin: No, don't say that. But say something, mate. Whatever it takes. Just fix it.
Ben: [as Simmo walks away] You feeling again?
Kevin: [turning back toward Ben] Hey?
Ben: You really that into my Mom?
Kevin: [brushing it off] It was mostly tail end of year eight... few weeks in the summer of 2013 if I'm honest. Yeah, she wore a hell of a dress to your thirtieth.
Ben: Come on...
Kevin: I still think about her.