The Best Stuart Wendell Quotes

[Liz and Stuart are talking about Liz's decision to go to Cambridge to earn her Master of Laws, and their decision for Stuart to accompany her to the UK]
Stuart: [about Harry] Should I give him a call, maybe - after you've told him.
Liz: No. Why?
Stuart: Because he's going to think I'm behind all this.
Liz: But you're not.
Stuart: Yes, but I'm... part of the equation.
Liz: Really?
[Stuart guffaws]
Liz: No. I'm going with the truth: seventy percent Cambridge, twenty percent because I love the UK summer... ten percent you.
Stuart: *Wow*, ten percent, that much.
Liz: Actually no, six percent Camden markets... four percent you.

Manju K. Sethi: Who is this?
Liz: [as Manju moves closer to the person she doesn't recognize] Oh, hi, Manju. Uh, this... this is, um, this is Stuart Wendell, yeah, my... my ex-husband.
Manju K. Sethi: [smiling and nodding affirmatively] Mm, hello.
Stuart: [cordially] Lovely to meet you, Mrs. Sethi. I have been hearing... amazing things about you for a decade.
Manju K. Sethi: [matter-of-factly] My son speaks very poorly of you.