The Best King Shark Quotes

King: So smart, me. Enjoy books so much.

Rick: [to Ratcatcher II] Ratatouille, what do you got?
Ratcatcher: [looking through binoculars and interpreting Sebastian's hand signal as Sebastian is peeking through the window] Third floor hallway's clear. Abner?
Polka: There doesn't seem to be any incoming traffic.
King: [on radio] Bird.
Rick: Nanaue, stay off the comm!

Bloodsport: Yeah, well, we can't function as a team if we got to watch our back from one of our own eating our bullocks.
Ratcatcher: Nanaue, would you eat your friends?
King: I no friends.
Ratcatcher: You have no friends? If you did, would you eat them?
Bloodsport: Yes.
King: No?
Ratcatcher: Then can we be your friends?
Peacemaker: He's obviously lying.
Ratcatcher: If I die because I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.
[Shakes hands with King Shark]
Ratcatcher: friends.
Bloodsport: You are a little idiot.

King: Nom-nom!
[eats someone]

[King Shark has a false moustache]
Bloodsport: You still look like you.
Peacemaker: It's the worst fake moustache I've ever seen.
Bloodsport: If you followed us, we'd have to kill you, shark-shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that...
King: FUCK YOU!

Amanda: Any questions?
[long silence]
King: Hand!
Amanda: Yes, that is your hand. Very good.

Sol: The clothes in the boxes is for all of you so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.
King: I wear disguise!
Ratcatcher: Awww, you are going to wear disguise?
King: Si!
Peacemaker: Hey, he's learning Spanish!
Ratcatcher: What kind of disguise?
King: Fake moustache!