The Best Megan Stalter Quotes

Jimmy: [exasperated] No, your bikini wax is not a company write-off.
Kayla: It was just the back.
Jimmy: Kayla...
Kayla: [interrupting] Okay, fine, but my trainer said that anything can be a write-off if you just think about business while it's happening.
Jimmy: That is absolutely not true. You need to fire that person.
Kayla: No way. She's a write-off.

Kayla: Barbara said not to be sexual. Isn't the opposite of being sexual telling you you have a fugly face?
Jimmy: No, it's actually bullying.
Kayla: What do you want me to say? That during the company softball game I saw the full outline of your wiener through your mesh shorts? And it was surprisingly big for somebody with such a high voice. Happy now, ugly?

Jimmy: [his assistant is having trouble getting his coffee right; spitting out the newest cup] Weird and bizarre. What is in this one?
Kayla: Honey. You said natural. It comes from bears.