The Best Mike Love Quotes

[two of the Beach Boys visit; Jesse enters with his hair wrapped in cellophane for dying]
Jesse: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, the Beach Boys!
Mike: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, Miss Clairol!
Jesse: Dr. Love, how ya doin'? Bruce, how ya doin'? Heh heh, it's the Beach Boys... heh heh, I've got my hair in a... heh heh, heh heh...
Jesse: [aside to Becky, annoyed] Thanks for the warning.
Rebecca: Well, how was I supposed to know you'd be dying your hair - why are you dying your hair?
Jesse: Because I'm worth it.