The Best Nick Katsopolis Quotes

Steph: [while playing cards with Grandpa Nick] I'll see your Flintstones' and raise you three Hello Kittys. Let's see what you got.
Nick: Seven kings. Beat that.
Steph: Seven aces.
Michelle: [puts her cards on the table] Bingo.

Jesse: Rebecca's a nice girl. Very pretty. You two would make a wonderful couple.
Nick: Yeah, I've tried, Pop. She just wants to be friends. She's one of those girls that... her career comes first.
Jesse: I understand that girls' lib stuff but uh... you got to tell 'em who's boss.

Jesse: D. J., what do you see over there?
D.J. Tanner: A coat rack.
Jesse: No, it's a big, beautiful Christmas tree. Joseph, what do you see back there?
Joey: Vending machines.
Jesse: No. I see a Christmas dinner with all the trimmings. Pop, what do you see back there?
Nick: A conveyer belt.
Jesse: No. I see... Okay, yes. That's a conveyor belt.

Nick: [to Becky after she paid $1700 for Jesse in a date auction] You know you could've had him for free.