The Best Mr. Crisp Quotes

[to Father Ignatius]
Mr. Crisp: Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, father?

Mr. Crisp: Teach them how to play... soccer.
Father: We haven't got the balls for that.

[Mr. Crisp and the others are looking for the kids]
Father: How will we ever find them?
Mr. Crisp: That's easy, just look for the choir that looks like it just robbed a convenience store.

Mr. Crisp: Sister Mary Fake!